Mr Green

> WHO IS MR GREEN

Mr Green took a job at a company with no name. The office had no windows, no exits and no end, just white pillars and a carpet that smells like 1998.

He was told to wait for his manager. That was six years ago. Nobody came, so he kept working.

He presents to empty chairs. He photocopies his own face for the files. He naps under desk 4B. Every quarter the arrow on his chart goes up and nobody is there to see it.

He does not want to leave. He wants a raise.